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Mary was looking through a Sears Catalogue to buy shirts for Will. Hugh was eagerly clustering up next to her and looking over her shoulder. He pointed to one of the male models in a plaid button-down shirt and said, "I want that one for the new papa."
Mary says, "Hugh! I'm not ordering a new papa. I'm ordering a shirt!"

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