Todd the Terrible (8 years old) told me that he's been thinking about joining the army. He also said, "I used to want to lose both my legs because I think wheelchairs are cool. But now I think only one leg would be good.
Gertrude the Gullible: She likes trills, but she can never get the name right and always calls them "frills." I told her to avoid the "endless trill" because the man who invented it is still playing. I also told her not to press the middle pedal otherwise the piano would explode, and the anonymous Minuet she was playing was actually written by Bob. I always separate truth from fiction afterwards.
Stefan: Once again, his homework was not done because "he nearly stopped breathing that week." He had had a terrific fall into some ice on his stomach that caused him great pain. Luckily, he didn't have to go to the hospital.